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Levi, Rib Eye, Lip Eye

ma:
who is 'Paul'?
pa:
Apostle Paul / Pablo
me:
who is matthew?
pa:
ma-tae-bo-gum (matthew gospel in korean)
me:
what was his first name?
pa:
idk
ma:
idk
me:
... you know the tax collector? Levi. ... ?
ma:
oh yeah tax collector
pa:
we knew that
ma:
wait isn't rib-eye some sort of steak
me:
....
pa:
what
me:
....
ma:
what's lip eye? where is that anyway?
me:
mom LIP eye (point to lip and eye)? or RIB eye (eating motion) ? ... I said LE-vi
pa:
A-HA! You've been served. Who's bad at english now~

krillurself:

OH MY GOD YOUR CAT MADE A TACO TONGUE I CANT EVEN DO THE TACO TONGUE

(Source: whatthehellisthat)

georgetakei:

Soon there will be kids who won’t know what their “save” icon is. Scary.

NO THANK YOU, SPIDER — A NOTE

No thank you, spider, that ruined my plans for sleeping early. Good thing I got rid of you — otherwise I would not be able to even THINK of sleeping. No thank you for making me paranoid about right angles. Now my room smells like air freshener. Why? Because being terrified = spray you down with air freshener. What, it’s better than raid. Now that’s stinky.

birds:
(singing in the morning)
me:
SHUT. UP.

(Source: hydrotoxicity)

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. 

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